so y’all know how I knit penises, right?
well I apparently left my knitting stuff out last night, and Hobbes inevitably got into it
and so I look down as he’s passing by AND HE HAS A PENIS HANGING OUT HIS MOUTH
AND THEN HE SAW THAT I SPOTTED HIM AND HE BOLTED DOWN THE HALLWAY
GUYS I JUST HAD TO CHASE MY CAT BECAUSE HE STOLE MY PENIS